Still unemployed, and still feeling fabulous

Despair, discouraged, disappointed,disheartened, disillusioned - I refuse to delve deep into these depressing states of mind all because of a job layoff, and although according to experts, these feelings often rear their ugly heads following a job situation change, particularly an abrupt one. Rather, I've decided to delve into the old walk-in closet and assemble ensembles that lift, not only the one's spirit, but one's bosum and buttocks respectively.
No sense in looking haggard, worn, withdrawn, and unkept - God knows the world is already in a state of disarray, and an ignored appearance would only add to the sad situation. Global warming, crumbling economies, and unrest in the Middle East should not be the focus of one's thoughts, particulalry when one finds oneself in a state of temporary joblessness. Soon, the posture will be affected, the waistline will begin to thicken and bloat, and one's skin may appear unfresh and blotchy. Yes, appearance should be the first priority when one finds oneself in such a conundrum. A good supporting bra, preferably padded, lacey, and delicate is a sure way to start the day. Choosing colours that brighten and bring a smile to one's face, is also important during the morning dressing ritual. I suggest pastel pinks, and perhaps, on the weekends, fuschias or bright oranges like tangerine or cantelope. Afterall, you are only unemployed, and maintaining one's feminity, sexuality and "joie de vivre" is more important than ever.
Pencil skirts, a tapered blouse, and the perennial favorite, the tailored blazer, need not appear only at the job interview. A trip to the bank, postal outlet, doctor's office or grocery store are all ideal opportunities to test-drive this future uniform. Afterall, a great job opportunity could be merely days, if not minutes away.
Boots and shoes also require careful consideration during this time of duress. Leave the galoshes and Sorels in the closet is what I say. Now is the time for fashion forward feet. There's no telling when or where a prospective employer may appear, and looking professional and put-together from head to toe is of the utmost. Save the Sorels for snowman making with the young brood, shovelling the driveway, or powerwalking with the neighbourhood women. A proper heel is essential now more than ever. Don't save the stiletto boot for a night out with girlfriends, take full advantage of the esteem elevation those three inch heels provide. Of course, I do advise one exercise caution by checking one's local weather forecast before heading out in heels. The last thing one needs at a time like this is a slip and fall, that could only result in not only dampened spirits and a sore tailbone, but a dreaded extension of this unemployment phase.
Remember, you are a working woman, and you are not defined nor confined to a title on the door, a nameplate on the cubicle, or a nametag pinned to your lapel. In all areas of womanhood, looking fabulous on the outside will ensure you feel fabulous on the inside. And on that note, I will return dutifully to my post in the walk-in closet, to arrange an array of accessories that will catupult me into next week's job hunt. Here's to successful dressing!